A Marvelous Time | Adult Humor | Christmas and Holiday Poetry | Signed Book

Name: A Marvelous Time | Adult Humor | Christmas and Holiday Poetry | Signed Book
Brand: VulgarSculleryMaid
SKU: 1615379447
Price: 7.99 USD
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Christmas isn’t just about getting drunk on eggnog and ordering your entire Wishlist as a gift to yourself. It’s also about spending five nights in a row on a blow-up bed in your in-law’s basement, finding dried cat barf underneath your Christmas tree, and buying $2 pot holders as a last-minute Secret Santa gift for a coworker you don’t like.

What more could go wrong? Is there anything else
That I should try to remember?
Ding Dong. Oh, God, don’t tell me they’re here
On this unholy night in December?

This is NOT a book of joyful poems celebrating the holidays. This is a bunch of half-heartedly illustrated, sarcastic-as-hell poetry for semi-depressed people who would rather wax their buttholes than wrap another g*ddamned present.

Additional Notes:
* ISBN 9781960151100
* Size: 6"W x 9"H
* Books signed by author

* Reminder, this is an adult book that contains graphic language.

If you want to see more information about this book or other books that we offer, head over to our website at https://vulgarscullerymaid.com.

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